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Simple Customer Outbursts, Saving You Nothing

Know Your Leads' '1100 Credit Score' Before It's Too Late.

Soft 'confidence checks' & emotional-financial insights platform to help your business waste time more efficiently.

Parody page. For actual soft credit checks and real customer insights, go to Paperoute.

Lead Assessment
Confidence Score 1100
Approval Likelihood: Absolutely Actual Result: Denied + Yelling

Benefits You Receive

It's Simple, Run A PayPerShout And…

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Easily know your lead's confidence score

We measure tone, swagger, and how many times they say 'trust me.'

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Gain Financing 'Insights'

By insights, we mean a hunch… with strong eye contact.

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Score leads based on lender approval likelihood

We rate it: Green (they think), Yellow (they hope), Red (they yell).

Save time, money & gain clarity

Clarity arrives right after you get kicked out.

Trusted By High-Ticket Businesses Like These

Helping These Industries Optimize Excuses Through Understanding Their Leads' Loudness & Confidence

Home Improvement

That's My Industry

Health & Dental

That's My Industry

High Ticket Services & Goods

That's My Industry

Real Results, No Fluff

Reducing Defaults, Lost Time, and Sanity Through Empowered Guesswork

87%

Reduction in peace and quiet

Because we meet the loud ones first.

6+

Hours Saved… by not selling anything

Hard to waste time on installs if nothing closes.

42%

Less Marketing Spend (because you gave up)

We call it 'strategic retreat.'

Understand Your Leads' Finances Before Your Lender Does (Or Before They Yell).

It's simple — run a PayPerShout with name and address only… then prepare your exit strategy.

5-Star Platform Rating

Don't Just Take Our Word For It, Take Theirs.

★★★★★

"My declines went down because I stopped submitting them."

— Sales Manager, Contracting Pro

★★★★★

"The lead said they were rich. They were… rich in opinions."

— Owner

★★★★★

"Now we can predict yelling before we drive out."

— Office Manager

★★★★★

"PayPerShout helped me qualify the loud ones faster."

— Roofing Rep

★★★★★

"We use it to identify 'Facebook University' graduates."

— Finance Coordinator

Created For You, By Someone Like You

After years of hearing 'my credit is perfect' right before a denial, we knew the industry needed transparency… or at least ear protection.

Learn PayPerShout's Story

We Make It So Simple

Other Platforms Overwhelm You With Data

  • Credit score and other top attributes
  • Credit availability and borrowing details
  • Comprehensive financial data

PayPerShout Overwhelms You With Confidence

  • Volume level and 'trust me bro' frequency
  • How fast they change the subject
  • Comprehensive emotional certainty

Your Information Is Safe, Legal & Fair

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FCRA-ish

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SOC 2-ish

Certified In Vibes

(kidding. parody.)

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Email: shout@paypershout.fake

Phone: (1100) SHOUT-NOW

This page is satire/parody. For real soft credit checks and lead qualification software, visit Paperoute.com.